God created sundays so we could stay in, and watch the rain fall down.

(Source: gugogif)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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jaidefinichon:

Y uno cagao de frío 

(Source: unamusedsloth)

strigays:

communistbakery:

annabellehector:

me

how is this you. explain how. are you someone who falls for the same thing over and over?? are you a human being that doesn’t understand the concept of transparency????? why did you say “me” what does this mean. why

same

strigays:

communistbakery:

annabellehector:

me

how is this you. explain how. are you someone who falls for the same thing over and over?? are you a human being that doesn’t understand the concept of transparency????? why did you say “me” what does this mean. why

same

dotcore:

Sad Zelda.by Tee Ninja.
Available on Weekly Shirts.
via Shirtoid.

dotcore:

Sad Zelda.
by Tee Ninja.

Available on Weekly Shirts.

via Shirtoid.

(Source: chai-with-tai)